hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
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I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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