butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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