the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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