Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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