Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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