I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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