Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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