We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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