We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm sobbing to NWA
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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