also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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