Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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