I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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