the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i will never coherently bang her
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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