I think I am morally bankrupt
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just blew my weed a kiss
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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