i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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