i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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