The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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