Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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