I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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