yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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