So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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