: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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