I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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