I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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