when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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