I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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