STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
that is very illegal...i love you.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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