whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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