need another drink. this is the easiest way
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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