I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Randomize
