Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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