why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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