Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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