but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I wish i was in the wii world.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Houston, we have a blender
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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