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Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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