When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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