dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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