So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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