i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand