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• (818): View more from California

  Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.

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  good choice.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.

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  17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.

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  Basically.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  You sprinted into the side of a parked car

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"

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