haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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