In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...