Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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