it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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