You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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