I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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