but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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