don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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