I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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