What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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