I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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