I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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