i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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