Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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