: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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