Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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