Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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