we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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